Tue
1
Jul
D0C: Wat hapend 2 ur vagina? Ang LAKI!
GIRL: I was raped by an elephant!
D0C: But elephants have small dicks!
GIRL: Amputang yun! Fininger muna ako eh!
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Tue
1
Jul
Gf:san tau?
Bf:punta tau dun s mdilim
Gf: ha?
Bf:trust me
Gf:ok
Tue
1
Jul
“Wala Lang”
pass this to 18 people and nothing will happen.
Totoo! This is very effective.. i just tried it.. Wala talagang nangyari.. Promise! Cnend q 2 try if true. Read the rest of this entry »
Tue
1
Jul
everyone has a dream..
mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the person i love standing in the rain asking me for eternal love.. Read the rest of this entry »
NANAY: anak iGisa m yung sardinas pRa may ulam tyo
ANAK: Opo. Kakaliskisan ko pa po ba ang isda?
NANAY: ay tanga!, ….
NatUral pRa masarap! Read the rest of this entry »
Thu
8
May
Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin…
Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..
Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila…
Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??
Pare 3: 300!!! Read the rest of this entry »
Thu
8
May
a man killed a DEER. Cooked it but didnt tell his kids what it was.. He gave a clue “ganyan ang twag sa kin ng mama nyo”
the girl cries out “wag nyo kainin!! DEMONYO yan!!!” Read the rest of this entry »
Magsyota naglalakad sa park
GF: hon, naiihi ako
BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan…(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)
BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??
GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon… dudumi na lang ako!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwww…..
Thu
8
May
Girl: tikman mo itong cake masarap!! gawa ng nanay ko
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Thu
8
May
kakaiba na talaga ang tao ngayon
nasa loob ako ng church kanina
nasa harap ko ang isang babae
at the middle of the mass she lights a cigarette
nashock ako!!!
natapon ko tuloy ang redhorse ko!!!! Read the rest of this entry »
Thu
8
May
Host: Identify an organ in the human body that starts with the letter “L”
Little Ms. Philippines: The Lungs!!!! without it we cannot breathe
Ms Gay: the Liver!! without it our body will weaken because the liver cleanses the system
Bb Pilipinas World: im only 17 yrs old and my answer is the L-Bow!!! Oh my God!!! hahahaha!!! Im sorry!! without it we cannot spread our wings and fly… Butterfly!!! I told you i was conpident!!!
Why do cows get pikon after being milked??
Kahit sino naman eh!!! ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4am
Lamasin yung dede mo ng two hours tapos hindi ka naman pala ise-sex!!!
Nakakapikon hindi ba!!!
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Thu
8
May
Paano kung tamad na akong tamarin???
eh d ang sipag ko na nun??
ayoko nun…
nakakatamad!!! Read the rest of this entry »
May mga tanong at sgot na hindi magkatugma pero tinatanggap natin ang sagot.
Gaya nito:
Tanong: asan ang nana mo?
Sagot: bakit ho??
Tanong: anong gagawin natin???
Sagot: ikaw??
Tanong: love mo ba ako???
Sagot: ang corny mo!!!
Tanong: asan ka??
Sagot: papunta na!!!
Tanong: Kumain ka na??
Sagot: busog pa ako eh!!!
Tanong: asan na yung wallet ko??
Sagot: nahulog mo lang yun!!!
Tanong: anong trabaho ng nanay mo?
Sagot: sa bahay lang.
Eto hindi tanong:
Pare 1: Ganda ng polo mo ah
Pare 2: A eto? Bigay lang ito!!!
Gulo noh??? Read the rest of this entry »
Thu
8
May
“i did it mom!!!
I played with my boyfriend…
i got stinky…
i got flirty, i trade my sandwiches for a kiss!!!
We got dirty!!!
We tried and tried mom, til we reach the top!!!
I got pregnant …
But see???
I learned…
Sorry na ha!!!
Kalanding bata!!!!
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