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		<title>Pinoy jokes - alam mo ba na ang pinaka-mahabang buhoksa katawan ng tao ay yung buhok natin sa puwet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[JORGE: Pare, alam mo ba na ang pinaka-mahabang buhoksa katawan ng tao ay yung buhok natin sa puwet?
BANJO: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan, pare?
JORGE: Kasi, yung buhok natin sa puwet ay abot sa pilik-mata natin! di mo ba alam yun?
BANJO: Kalokohan! paano mo mapapatunayan yun?
JORGE: Madali lang! Subukan mong bumunot ng buhok sa puwet mo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pinoy jokes - Salamat sa ginawa mong pagsagip&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DOKTOR: Kiko, Salamat sa ginawa mong pagsagip duon sa isang pasyenteng nahulog sa balon kaninang umaga. At dahil sa kabayanihan mong iyon, naniniwala na ako na ikaway magaling na, kaya puwede na kitang pauwiin at palabasin dito sa Mental Hospital.
KIKO: Tutuo doktor? Naku, maraming salamat po!
DOKTOR: Kaya lang, namatay din kanina lang yun pasyente! Kasi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pinoy joke - What is the difference between OPINION and CONCLUSION?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between OPINION and CONCLUSION?
Nabuksan ko yung pintuan kasi &#8220;OPEN-YUN&#8221;
Hindi ko mabubuksan yun &#8220;KUNG-CLOSE-YUN&#8220;
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		<title>Pinoy joke - Narinig ko ang pagkanta mo kagabi&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Narinig ko ang pagkanta mo kagabi&#8230;
Maganda ang boses mo&#8230;.
magtiwala ka sa sarili mo&#8230;.
May talent ka at kaya mo yan!!!
GIVE IT ALL!! GO ON !!
Huwag mong itago ang bigay ni LORD!!
Sige! Isigaw Mo!!!!
Tahooooo!!!!
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		<title>Pinoy jokes - Someone asked me kung ilan taon ka na!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone asked me kung ilan taon ka na! Well,
sabi ko&#8230;.
kung sa porma&#8230;.. 19
sa balat &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; 18
sa ngiti &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; 17
sa kinis ng mukha..16
bale 70 lahat!!
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		<title>Pinoy joke - Di ba ang hiling mo eh kulamin ko ang&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ESPIRITISTA: Di ba ang hiling mo eh kulamin ko ang
misis mo para maging baboy sa sex?
O, epektib ba?
GUY:      OK sana, kaso naging 12 ang dede niya!
Nakakapagod!!
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		<title>Pinoy jokes - Pare, napansin ko na ang buong pamilya nyo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[PARE-1: Pare, napansin ko na ang buong pamilya nyo,
eh walang tigil ang pagkanta habang nasa
loob ng banyo. Siguro singer kayo lahat ano?
PARE-2: Hindi naman pare, kaya lang eh talagang kailangang kumanta kami ng malakas
pag nasa loob ng banyo.
PARE-1: Ha! eh bakit pare ganon?
PARE-2: Kasi sira ang lock ng banyo namin eh!!
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		<title>Pinoy jokes - Inay, puwede na po ba akong mag-lipstik</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NAK: Inay, puwede na po ba akong mag-lipstik?
INA: Hindi puwede!
ANAK: Eh magsuot ng bra, puwede na po ba inay?
INA: Hindi sabi puwede!
ANAK: Bakit hindi puwede eh disi-otso na idad ko?
INA: &#8216;Oy boyet, pag di ka tumigil dyan,
pitpitin ko yang titi mo!!
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		<title>Pinoy jokes - aha! bakit may lipstick ka?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WIFE: Aha! bakit may lipstik ka? niloloko mo ko ano?
 MAN: Ha, ah eh kasi dear&#8230;&#8230;
 WIFE: At ito, ano to? make-up ito ah!!!
 MAN: Ha, ah eh dear kasi&#8230;..
 WIFE: Hindi ba napag-usapan na natin na magmula ngayon,
eh magpapaka-lalaki ka na?
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		<title>Pinoy joke - kapag pinaghalo ang Surf at Tide, bubula kya?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Promoter: Misis,kpg pnaghalo ang Surf at Tide, bubula kya?
Misis: Aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bkit nmn?
Promoter: Wla png tubig!
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